But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.