your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Don't make out with my wife yet
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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