Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
