She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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