I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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