they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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