She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i now understand why vodka
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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