Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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