If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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