the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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