New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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