talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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