its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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