So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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