Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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