Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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