real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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