I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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