think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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