no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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