we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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