I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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