I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.