: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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