they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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