My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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