she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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