somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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