69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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