Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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