if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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