Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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