Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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