I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
