I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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