sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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