so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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