did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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