Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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