at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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