i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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