Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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