I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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