Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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