Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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