I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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