Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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