i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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