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(718): View more from New York

i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.

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(718): i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined. http://tfl.nu/aopw

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke

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(317): Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke http://tfl.nu/o61t

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(719): View more from Colorado

tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.

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(719): tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me. http://tfl.nu/76by

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(330): View more from Ohio

he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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(330): he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present. http://tfl.nu/lnnv

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(361): View more from Texas

Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.

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(361): Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am. http://tfl.nu/g88o

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(409): View more from Texas

It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true

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(409): It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true http://tfl.nu/wq1h

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(707): View more from California

Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...

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(707): Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost... http://tfl.nu/dlrx

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(415): View more from California

There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.

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(415): There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight. http://tfl.nu/58zb

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.

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(780): After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard. http://tfl.nu/ug22

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(912): View more from Georgia

If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.

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(912): If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight. http://tfl.nu/iyrl

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.

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(570): She needs more friends. Or a second therapist. http://tfl.nu/00pk

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(615): View more from Tennessee

A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness

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(615): A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness http://tfl.nu/k0cp

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(323): View more from California

You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.

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(323): You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern. http://tfl.nu/mns4

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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.

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(808): Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out. http://tfl.nu/dk9u

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(586): View more from Michigan

friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.

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(586): friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere. http://tfl.nu/3hha

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