Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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