I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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