I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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