What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Two words: nipple clamps
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