Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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