Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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