can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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